#sbi headcanon

[astronomic-explorer]

idea: modern au techno has albinism, hence the red eyes. he dyes his hair pink bc he prefers it over the pale blonde

[demonadelem]

The funny part is that I will always find someone in the fandom that denies the sibling dynamic because B doesn't think of the caretaker as a parent. Buddy, B doesn't need to.

[nomsfaultau]

piglin Techno got irrationally irritated every time Tommy ate one of his golden apples postexile week, since it registered as stealing gold to his instincts. Well it was, since Tommy kept robbing his chests, but Techno held back the instinct to obliterate him since they’re supposedly partners now.

The first time Techno realized his feelings towards Tommy had shifted was when he caught himself handing Tommy golden apples whenever he thought the boy was hungry. Which was always, since humans were so tiny and Tommy especially was bone thin after exile. Well, Techno shrugged, deliberately ignoring the implications. Not like he wanted a weak partner. He’s just trying to beef Tommy up. That’s all. Yuuuup.

[jacksnotmyname]

How the SBI + others would draw themselves!

[nekole-doodles]

Some more hybrid SBI tidbits:

REGARDING ✨️SHINY THINGS✨️

Techno - He's a piglin hybrid with very strong hybrid instincts, of course he likes gold. He wears a bunch of gold accessories and especially loves gold earrings. He also makes a lot of gold jewelry too and gives them to people he likes. Techno always makes sure they are perfectly and meticulously made. Sometimes, he gets easily distracted by gold but never in a fight because all his instincts are zoned in on fighting.

Phil - His bird brain likes any pretty piece of shiny jewelry. He likes glittery gems, gold, silver, just about any fancy thing that is shiny. He has an entire stash of jewelry that he either found or that Techno gave him. Sometimes he'll take some things he found to Techno for him to make into a wearable piece of jewelry.

Wilbur - He's like a rat, his eyes catch on shiny scrap. Like- a particularly shiny piece of garbage. Yep. That's Wil. A shiny scrap collector. He only likes shiny jewelry if it has sentimental value, like if he was gifted it by a friend. But for the most part, he only has an eye for shiny trash. He has a whole collection and everything, and sometimes likes to combine a few pieces to make what he considers "an artistic masterpiece". They're pretty random and abstract. Techno constantly lightheartedly judges and teases Wilbur about this.

Tommy - Tommy likes just about anything that's shiny. Like *anything*. Shiny jewelry, shiny gems, gold, silver, shiny trash/scrap, shiny food(hence his love for golden apples). And most of the things that catch his eye already belong to someone *cough cough* Techno *cough cough* so he usually steals it. Everytime he's planning to steal something shiny or is looking through scrap for something shiny, he goes into his raccoon form. He also has a collection of shiny things and also makes it into something like Wilbur does, except it's different. Like, he'll take some gold or silver and a shiny rock or gem he found and make it into makeshift jewelry. It isn't as perfectly crafted as Techno's or as abstract as Wilbur's creations but they are very special to Tommy because he made it himself with what he collected.

[imaginemcyt]

growing up with sbi would include...

synopsis: what it's like to grow up part of the minecraft family in a semi-canon sbi au.

tw: mentions of fighting, some hurt/comfort. i think that's it!

listen to: runaway by aurora, seven by taylor swift, soldier poet king by the oh hellos, poet by bastille

inside jokes with tommy. obscure references that nobody else understands, it's like a secret language. someone will say something and you two will look at each other before bursting into laughter.

"hey mates, i'm thinking pasta for dinner. how does that sound? ...what? what's so funny?" *you and tommy crying of laughter in the background*

you're probably closest with technoblade. it's no secret that wilbur and tommy spend a ton of time together, especially after the creation of l'manberg, so you tend to gravitate towards techno.

techno lowkey really enjoys your presence, you're "marginally less annoying" than your other siblings.

in reality, it's a huge ego boost for him.

you're still super close with tommy, though. you're probably closer to him in age, so you guys hang out together.

you guys have a chore schedule because there was too much fighting over it before.

occasionally you trade chores with tommy, which gets on phil's nerves sometimes but whatever, as long as the chores get done.

wilbur plays you his newest songs to get your opinion on them.

once when you were a kid, wilbur accidentally got gum in your long hair and it had to be cut short. your hair went from knee-length braid to chin length bob thanks to wilbur's gum and phil's handiwork with a pair of kitchen shears.

not quite sbi but some would argue he is (we'll call him sbi-adjacent), you're extremely close with tubbo.

you probably had a crush on him when you were growing up 😭😭

you couldn't help your ten year old self!! he was sweet and he was your age and he was your closest friend! how could you not develop a crush on the bee boy????

maybe it didn't go away and maybe you married him?? and then ranboo gets introduced to the mix and suddenly you're all happily married?? omfg im squealing sorry

you guys are literally the song its nice to have a friend by taylor swift

anyway back to your regularly scheduled sbi content

you're the gardener in your family. techno has his potatoes, yeah, but you have your beautiful garden of sugar cane, wheat, and carrots. you have mushrooms galore and your flower patches? unmatched.

when you were young, you loved hand picking the mushrooms out of your garden for dadza to put in the mushroom stew.

techno used to braid your hair for you when you were young. every day your hair was neatly braided and out of your face.

but lord knows between your habit of tree climbing and your adventures in the creek with tommy and tubbo, the braid would be proper messy at the end of the day.

you'd take a bath and then when you were clean and dressed, techno would braid it for you again before bed.

you'd sit in front of the fire, and he'd braid your hair in silence, but if you asked him to tell you a story, he'd hide a smile and then dive into a tale from greek mythology.

you'd fall asleep there, curled up in front of the fire, and techno would gently pick you up and carry you to your bed, the voices screaming at him to protect you the entire time.

if you get hurt on your little adventures, phil will carefully bandage you up before wrapping you in his wings for a warm embrace.

when you're sad, you usually seek out wilbur. he's the best one to go to out of your brothers. he will give you a hug and listen to you vent, or he'll play you songs on his guitar if you don't want to talk about it.

tommy doesn't know how to handle it if you're upset. if you want a distraction, he's your man. he'll take you to the creek or to visit tubbo, asking what kind of mischief you'd like to get up to, or he's plugging in his video game console, handing you a controller. if you're seeking comfort, look somewhere else because good lord LMAOOO, if you're crying he's probably like "hey what are you doing? stop that" *disgusted face*

techno isn't good at comfort, and he'll most likely ignore you, but he'll let you wear his cloak or rest your head on his shoulder. if you're crying, he might wrap an arm around you and read to you to help you feel better.

if phil sees you upset, he'll wrap his wings around you and let you cry it out before asking you what's wrong. and when phil asks, it's less of a "tell me if you'd like" and more of a "you will tell me what's upsetting you and we will talk it out". he wants to help you feel better and he can't determine the best course of action if you're being secretive about your feelings. he may pry, but he really means well.

techno teaches you how to defend yourself once after a spider catches you off guard in your garden. luckily he was there to protect you, but after that he decided it was time you learn to do that for yourself.

one time you got in trouble at school for fighting a girl and when you got home, phil surprisingly wasn't mad at you. he sat you down at the kitchen table and was like "fighting? really mate? that isn't like you."

you explained to him that the girl was being mean to tubbo and he wouldn't defend himself so you did it.

you didn't get in trouble, instead he gave you a lengthy discussion on how violence isn't the answer, but ended it by saying how he was proud of you for standing up for your friend.

techno was secretly proud that you used some of the moves he taught you.

this got super long my bad 😭 but i could legit go on and on about sbi family dynamic all day long. please let me know if you'd like a part two because i'd be so happy to make one!!

[mon-moonfae]

People may think Technoblade would be Jason in a batfamily au

WRONG

He would never go against Phil, that boy is the golden child, nightwing ahh bitch.

Tubbo is Jason.

[boimann]

:3

[raisunomii]

Technoblade at age 10 is told that he’s going to have a new baby brother and he says “no” and promptly fucks off into the woods and Kristin and Phil have to find him. It takes 5 hours and Techno has built a small collection of tiny homes out of branches and strung up collected animal bones as a perimeter. They take him to therapy after that

[charles-simmons]

Napolitan bros writing on a old picture of Wilbur and Techno they found (ft. Mumza, as the fridge)

Blue is Wilbur. Pink is Techno. Yellow is Tommy.

Zoom ins, to help reading what they wrote ^w^

[cosmic-d1ce]

Minecraft-Sinfonia & SBI family qsmp headcanons bc mmm they <3

* Chayanne is one of tue shortest eggs, second only to Tallulah

* Phil is also really small, he's like 5'4" and is very thin, which is why its very surprisingly to see him fight

* Missa is big and defenseless, most people assume hes the one they should be wary of

* Missa was very happy about marrying Phil, Phil was not so happy about it ⇩

* Kristin isn't canon, when Phil talks about her, he's talking about his hardcore world, which is one of his past lives he remembers. They're soulmates but Kristin doesn't exist here so he just has vague memories of the love of his life and can't get to her

* Missa is away most of the time because he's the son of La Catrina and technically isnt a human. He isn't just away from home, he leaves that reality

* Phil doesn't sleep like ever, when he does its when Chayanne tricks him into taking his bed so Chayanne can have the big one. Or when Missa physically forces him into bed and he immediately falls asleep ⇩

* Anytime Phil does sleep, he has nightmares about Chayanne and Missa being in danger, which is why he sleeps very close to Chayanne

* They're all very very paranoid all the time

* Missa is the most reasonable one but is often very impulsive so it doesn't show often but when he has a moment to think he is the most logical of the three (Phil and Chayanne jump to violence and war crimes, Missa goes "mmm maybe rethink that sweethearts")

* Phil is autistic and avocado toast is his safe food, his family has to deal with the consequences /j

* Chayanne is very protective of his family and friends because he thinks of himself of the pack leader and the strongest of the eggs

* He also adores Tallulah and after Tilín died, he is way more protective of his neice than anyone else, he won't fail again

* Phil and Chayanne's paragliders are actually mechanical wings. They can't fly but gliding is close enough

* Chayanne and Tallulah are the same age, just like all the eggs, but Chayanne appears much older (like Tallulah looks 2-3 and Chayanne looks 10-11)

* Chayanne has dreams about Techno a lot and pretends he doesn't notice Phil tearing up when he tells him

* Phil really isnt that old, he seems it because of his past lives and Wilbur isnt biologically his kid, Wilbur was adopted. Theres only ~15 years between them so Wilbur was like 12 and Phil was 27

* Currently Wil is 24 and Phil is going on 40

* Comparatively, Missa is going on 90 as he's immortal and doesnt age physically

* Chayanne is a water dragon and he loves ducks

* The dream Chayanne had about the crows saving his was actually chat

* Everyone's chats are like conscious omnipresent entities and not everyone can hear them but Phil and Wilbur have a very strong connection to theirs, as did Techno

* Sbi family dynamic real (+Chayanne and no Tommy(the way it should be/hj))

* Techno was actually Phil's brother not his son, i physically cannot see them as father and son its not right

* Techno used to terror Wilbur and Wilbur now does the same to Chayanne, they love eachother

[nomsfaultau]

In the Piglin culture, they're frequently named in reference of what keeps them living. It might be abstract like an ideal, a wish, emotion, allegiance, or something more concrete like something related to their career/services they provide. So, Technoblade is quite literally calling himself a weapon, because fighting is what he lives for. It’s the challenge that pushes him further and further, motivation singing in his veins like adrenaline. All he wants is to fight for his friends and his ideals. It’s a way as claiming to be a protector, to him. A promise of safety and danger in one breath.

Which is why it hurts so much when all that meaning is stripped down to a simple tool.

Anyway, fluff time: as a little way of showing endearment, he gives his friends weapon nicknames. Philza is Fletching, as a reference to his feathers and also how no matter how far away he is he’ll always shoot over to technos side if he calls for him. Ranboo is Whipsnap, both for their tail and twig thinness but also a joke about them being a whippersnapper since Techno is their ‘old wizened’ mentor. Tommy is dagger, which started off as a cute diminutive and a joke about him being tiny, but became all too poignant when he became a dagger in technos back. And so on and so forth.

[jacksnotmyname]

What the SBI + Others would dress up as for Halloween

Philza - Biker (leather jacket and all) (he probably had a motorcycle when he wasn’t old and decrepit lmao L imagine being old)

Techno - a princess. (That’s it.)

Wilbur - A vampire if he’s feeling serious (would definitely overdo it with fake blo0d), and an M&M if he isn’t (you know what color + he would put his hair into pigtails for both)

Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo - Those ghosts that are just sheets with sunglasses (would switch out their costumes into cheap masks and double back on their trick or treating to get extra candy)

Michael - Pumpkin (or some other fruit themed children’s costume, preferably with a little hat)

Shroud - a roller skater (mostly so he could wear roller skates on all 8 of his feet) (also an excuse to shoulder check people)

Niki and Jack - Thing 1 & Thing 2 (from the Cat in the Hat) (they definitely argued about who was #1, and of course, Niki won)

Kristin - Dragonfly (or other cool shiny/elegant creature)(I love you mumza)

Quackity - Cowboy (yes, he did bedazzle his hat himself, yes, he is wearing platform boots, and yes, he is paired with Slime and Foolish) (has a toy g*n that shoots silly string)

Slime and Foolish - one of those two person horse costumes (Slime in front, Foolish in back with two coconut shells to clop together like hooves)

James Marriott (yes I’m counting jamesdoesmining, screw you) - Scooby Doo (he thought that they were doing a group costume, was sadly mistaken)

[maeizy]

C!ranboo little sister x reader!

I HATE MYSELF RN, I LOST THE DANG REQEST THERE WAS TWO AND I REMEMBERED THE FIRST ONE- sjdjdnsidndoanfiehidn anyways the request was by @fantasyfiction-net ! and no I dont have a discord server yet! Ill try and make one though, ty for the advice! And yes I'd love to be freinds!!:D annnyways- ONWARD!!

INFO FOR REQESTS MY FANDOMS, AS WELL AS BLOG

GENRE: PURE FLUFF!<3

SYPNOSIS:x-reader where very young sibling,age 4-5. of C!ranboos, gets close with the sbi, Tubbo, philza, tommy ecr. To where he thinks they like the sbi more than him but they dont.

PRONOUNS: gn

TRIGGERS: getting hurt; (by water[since readers also half enderman]), no others!

Notes <3- totally didnt forget about this- I kinda hate it but its whatever I guess. Sorry for being so inactive as of kate, I'm making a lot of more fics, not in this fandom but in others like Lockwood and co ect. Please please please make sure to check out my blog info and my other stuff I have it linked in ever post :D sorry of this is trash but I hope y'all enjoy anyways.

you and ranboo where getting ready to go to philzas house it had just started to snow. you had always been fascinated by the white floating specs that reminded you of your very own purple ones that floated around you from time to time connecting to you to your ender man heritage.

"Y\N!" your older brother Ranboo yelled out as your tiny bare feet thudded out of the shack door breaking free from your bigger brothers arms to excitedly run out to the snow and attempt to flop down on it, but as soon as your bare skin touched the cold frozen flakes of water it burned, the excitement was then sucked away, as a searing pain tore through the pads of your exposed feet.

an enderlike screech of pain burst from your shocked mouth and purple particles was all your vision picked up on as you subconsciously teleported back, with a soft woosh, you popped back into the small space of the entrance of the Shack, that you and ranboo called home.

upright and confused, you where frantically holding your foot with a Audible "ow,ow,ow,ow,ow-" trying to balance on one leg and hopping backwards. already loosing your balance due to your freakishly long limbs for your age. (Thank your enderside) with a hiss you where sent wheeling back. being uncorranated as is, and then adding the fact you where standing how you where at the moment, you knock things down with you as you fall and land on your back with another shriek and a loud thump.

You let out another small, half hurt half annoyed huff, as tears formed at the ends of your green and red eyes. ranboo panicked running over in a semi-shocked state to grab onto you checking the red scorch marks on your left foot as you pushed yourself up on your elbows to let out another soft "ow" as he bent down to pick up your small 5 year old form.

being carefull not to bump into anything as he stumbled to set you on the staircase as he went to go grab some bandages rambling on with a " oh no!- I said to get your enchanted shoes on! Water hurts us-aww no please don't cry- healing poti-TUBBO"

The shorter boys head popped around the thrown open door as cold wind pushing its way in in a blizzard you hadn't noticed brewing till now, too focused on the throb in your foot.

The boys chipper voice was followed by ranboo half falling down the stairs to greet him and help you "Hi ran boo and- RANBOO WHY ARE THEY CRYING?!" ranboo fumbled with The wrappings as he wrapped it around the fresh wound " they went outside! in the snow! without enchanted boots and got hurt when it melted on them!" The little kid rushed over to tubbo hugging him tightly completely oblivious to ranboo who was trying to help; and ran into the shorter hybrids arms tubbo stooped to pick the younger child up as he set them down again on the staircase.

She wasn't full blown crying now, just sniffling as she tried to wipe of runaway tears as tubbo patted her head warmly with a small comforting grin to calm her nerves. she let the goat boy wrap the rest of the bandages around her foot then gave him an exited hug and a small. "thank you tubtub!" And got to her feet ignoring the ache and running to the front door to pick up her shoes, while ran boo wined a little at The younger boo and crossed his long arms in silent protest, giving a little huff of annoyance.

Tubbo chuckled "apparently she just likes me more" he said in a joking tone. But ranboo frowned "pftt-no.she-" tubbo laughed again as ranboos face turned a shade out of embarrassment. "whatever" he grumbled as he walked over to little y\n as she finished yanking the big enchanted boots onto her much smaller feet. she hummed with a happy little smile as he watched her with furrowed eyebrows standing their a little she got up humming a song tommy taught her and unconsciously grabbed his bigger hand bouncing as she pulled him outside "Phil's!phils!phils!" She chanted as her hand slipped from his when they got to the front porch of their small home in the snowy biome. Phil and technos conjoined house in the distance, lit with a warm light as the girl twirled through the snow twords it.

Ranboo teleported to the front step of philzas house with ease and tubbos head peeked out of the door of ranboos house, confused and annoyed, his shouts unheard as he ran across the landscape to join ranboo, and his sibling, who was huffing up the steps. "Cheater" you glared with a tired face. Your brother grinned as tubbo caught up. they didn't bother to knock as tubbo opened the door lazily and thunked his snow boots on the side of the doorframe. piles of snow landing on the hardwood deck from his boot.

The younger boo copied his actions holding onto the door frame for balance. And with a less powerful kick, her boot collided with the door, sending a little amount of Triump into the girl as she soon forgot about it and rushed into the house.

when she spotted philza and Wilbur having a chat in the kitchen she ran straight to them ranboo trailed aimlessly after her finding a spot next to tubbo as he chatted with tommy. Tomny and tubbo where fighting over who got the last peice of cake to which ranboo intervened and took it holding it above their heads while he took little pieces to eat himself while tommy and tubbo complained.

The little girl rushed over to hug phil who managed a "hey mate!" and patted her head and before he could say anymore she found techno who was talking to Wilbur.

"no -you have to kill them, then you can drag them into the-" he spotted the younger girls salt and pepper hair as she was silently staring curiously at him. He switched up his words as she walked up to him with a small cautious and confused face "kill someone?!" You questioned "uh-but of course we would skip the uh first step. and We would -drag them... to a nice place to have a talk-" she laughed hugging the pig-man who akwardly patted her back with a grimance. A glare shot from wilbur burned into technos skull.

You then hugged Wilbur who already had his arms stretched out. and with a warm smile she ran straight into him as she gripped his jumper with all her force. She leaned her small form back to Look up at his muddy eyes. With a mischievous grin then snatched his glasses off his scarred nose putting them on there face quickly, and dodging his long arms they Ignored the shouts of the older man. running off to find philzas arms to hide in. You darted into the living room, stopping shortly to take in there surroundings. the chatter from the boys, the sun streaming through the window, and the wonderful smells coming from the kitchen of whatever Phil was mixing up. it was comforting, but the loud footsteps behind them where not.

You couldn't make it to philza in time so you went to the person you would normally go for comfort, ranboo. Your brothers long limbs where crisscrossed on the floor and he silently nodded along as tubbo and tommy conversed. His green and red eyes found yours and his mouth turned into a grin and you sprinted twords him. Tommy spotted you coming there way and intervened "HEY y\n!" His bandaged arms opened wide, with a boyish toothy grin. Before you could decide who to go to, Wilbur rounded the corner. a glare set on his face as he squinted at her. "AHAHHHH" you ran straight into tommy.

the betrayal on ranboos face was prominent, his arms dropped slowly to his sides as his smile faded. though he didn't show it his heart panged a little As Tommy's arms locked in around you. He was supposed to be the one you ran too. He was your brother!

Wilbur barreled into the living room trying to take you from him. Tommy attempted to throw you on the couch and quickly cover you up with a pillow but it didn't work. The fight was over, Wilbur grabbed his glasses back off your defeaded half dead looking form and grabbed the pillow and proceeded to beat tommy with it.

You lifted yourself up, your hair now disheveled from the two brothers. You looked over to ranboo, your own brother, who looked a bit downtrodden. A wary smile was shot tword you, you huffed, feeling a bit tired you walked over to him, laying your head on his shoulder and gripping his arm "you ok big man?" He said as he patted your head lovingly "yes-can we go home now?" you yawned "we can- but I thought you wanted to hang out with techno, and tommy and-" " ranboo! I wanna spend time with you!" you smiled up at him, your eyes squinted. ranboo, forgetting you where a very unfiltered five year old died at your next words "Tommy's a little loud anyways-" he Busted open with laughter as wilbur did too, pausing over Tommy's defeated form on the spot on the floor where he had been being hit multiple times with the soft round throw pillow clutched in wills grip, tommy yelled in protest "HEY! I PROTECT YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME??" You look at him blankly " ummmmm- yes." Ranboo shoots grin his way, and scoops you up and grabs your shoes. As you slowly drifted off to sleep, you could hear techno voice echo " the kid was right, you are really obnoxious tommy" and another yelp from the blonde boy as a pillow thrown from techno this time, hit him square in the face. another loud scream was heard this time from tubbo "GET WRECKED" and a bust of laughter was heard.

This was your family.

And as you grew up, it always stayed that way, no matter what you went through, this, what some would call a ragtag group. was stuck with you, as family and you were ok with that, as long as your big brother stuck by your side, you felt impossible.

[endbie]

so you said to send yuo head canons to draw so i have a few

Tommy moves in with tubbo and ranboo after dying in the prison

Sbi + ranboo (and maybe tubbo) have braids in their hair, given by techno to signify protection (stole this one from someone else)

Tommy can speak piglin, so he can communicate with micheal and hes teaching ranboo and tubbo how to speak it too

Tommy can sow

It keeps not letting me reply to thissss

Ah, yes. Me, my best friend, and his freaky as fuck 210.82 cm enderwalking partner.

2. Ah! SBI! Tommy cut his braid out after Technoblade blew up L'Manburg, but rebranded it after escaping exile, and then kept it in because it "makes him look cool as fuck". Or something like that. Tommy taught Tubbo to braid. Tubbo really only uses it when he's working at Tubburger. His crown braid keeps him from shedding in the food, lol. Phil keeps his behind his ear. He's pretty determined it comes out less like that. Wilbur's remained beneath his beanie. It constantly had to be redone.

3. Oh, he completely abuses this translator power. Love that.

I bet Techno taught him...

4. Pretty sure this is canon, actually (assuming you meant "sew", not that Tommy is a female pig XD)! We love c!Tommy :)

Thanks for the head canons, watermelonfrog2! I had a blast ^^

[nekole-doodles]

*ahem* There is something I would like to say:

C! TOMMY MAKING FLOWER CROWNS FOR PEOPLE HE TRUSTS USING FLOWERS THAT HE THINKS REPRESENTS THEM

Thank you for listening

(I can imagine past C! Tommy having a field day in a flower field collecting a variety of flowers and making flower crowns for SBI and Tubbo)